Thursday, November 27, 2008

How to Turn a Bad Day to a Good One

1. Get in the car.

2. Wind down the window.

3. Drive to the nearest supermarket.

4. Take your time. Give way to pedestrians. Use a route you've never taken before. It's ok if you're lost.

5. Find the furthest parking spot. The further it is, the emptier the area, the easier you park.

6. Walk slowly to the supermarket entrance.

7. Proceed to the KFC in the supermarket.

8. Line up at the counter with the cutest cashier.

9. Place an order for a set of Dinner Plate. Just before the lady turns around to assemble your order, put on the biggest smile of your day and say "Bagi ayam yang besar-besar sikit ye."

10. Check out the cashier's sexy rear while she's plating your order
(woohoo!). [I know they sell chicken, but is it a prerequisite that workers need to walk terkedek-kedek like a chicken too?]

11. As the cashier hands you the balance, put on your sleaziest smile of the day and say "Terime kaseehhhh."

12. Sit on the table that faces the largest window in the restaurant.

13. Enjoy the chicken.

14. Enjoy the view.

15. Finish up with a piece of tooth-pick as dessert.

I know for sure they serve KFC in heaven.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

best ah blog ko nie..betol2 pembakar semangat time org tgh down..aku nk wat gak ah arinie..nk gi kfc mana yg ada..thanks bro!! dr.phil pon kalah nie...

28 November, 2008  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

original ke spicy tak citer?

28 November, 2008  
Blogger Azman said...

Fairuz: Apa cite beb. Kat penang takyah le gi kfc. Gi line cleaaaaarr, sudah la. Sempooiiii.

Day-O: kfc sekarang boleh campur campur. ambik dua dua pun takpe. heheh.

28 November, 2008  
Blogger mafeitz said...

Yess... KFC , dulu kini dan selamanya !

01 December, 2008  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny enuff...lawak..but still bored..wot to do?

06 January, 2009  

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