Tuesday, December 26, 2006

You know you've gained weight when...

1. You feel crowded eventhough you are all alone in a room
2. During solat (prayer), you don't feel like getting up after sujud (prostration)
3. The best sitting position is leaning forward
4. All your clothes have miraculously shrunk
5. Going to the toilet is your idea of weight loss

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6 Comments:

Blogger bola2api said...

if ur a guy, u know u've gained weight when u start to have some boobies... hehehhee

27 December, 2006  
Blogger zebrallini said...

get with the plan ... you can do this ... give urself a year of transformation

04 January, 2007  
Blogger saifs said...

Mate, all i can say is that when i heard that you rode your bike to langkawi, i thought to myself "This is a guy that can do anything". Anything. This is not beyond your reach. 2007 is not just your year, following years would also be yours. I know you can do it! As an incentive, each time you finish a race, you can reward yourself by doing the ultraman dance! :D

06 January, 2007  
Blogger bola2api said...

azman kayuh beskal dari mana ke langkawi tu??

citer skit..

08 January, 2007  
Anonymous Azman said...

Ini cerita lama. 2001. Kayuh from UIA gombak to Langkawi. 5 orang, 7 days in total. 5 hari kayuh, 2 hari rest. Gombak-Tanjung Karang-Lumut-Pangkor-Pantai Remis-Some tempat ini Perak (Ulu Nibong kot nama dia, tak sure)-Gurun-Kuala Kedah-Langkawi.

Main motivation: a good story to tell girls I'm trying to impress. Haha. But chicks nowadays don't dig adventurous guys anymore lah. They go for the ultra-macho psuedo-Fabio borderline metrosexual guy.

Best woo this experience. Tido rumah member, tido rumah sedara, tido masjid, minum kopi ginseng hari-hari. Then on the way back, naik bas, basikal hantar courier. Hehe. Tak larat mau kayuh balik.

09 January, 2007  
Blogger bola2api said...

gila tenuk!

15 January, 2007  

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